Five Facts
Damn you, Lucifer!
About me? I only post in sonnets.
Asked, “Post five facts!” I have to be on it.
One: Rolling my tongue proved to be a brute,
Studied German at Goethe Institute.
Two: Hiked up through Borneo for the view,
Witnessed sunrise on Mount Kinabalu.
Three: My skills skew to technical talents,
Named inventor on a dozen patents.
Four: Swam Zambezi River like a fool,
At Victoria Falls’ edge, Devil’s Pool.
Five: Since I need post-employment mission,
Run college energy competition!
Nominate me? I damn you, Lucifer!
Yet challenge came from sweet Ms. Juniper …
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It's Jennifer Juniper was so **ahem ** kind to “nominate me to post five facts about myself.” If I don’t accept the challenge, am I self-cancelling? Then oh yes, I must pass on the cursed challenge to another Substacker to post their five facts and pass the curse forward. Serious question: Did not the EU, UK, and international law ban “chain letters”? Here by the way is the scene of the crime:
As for how I reply, I claim agency!
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Brilliant!
I would love to know what you have invented and patented